The Mystical Caribou


Crikey! What a bizarre little creature!

Ask Away!

GimmeGimmeGimmeGimme!

For fuck’s sake, tumblr, you just deleted a lot of phone typing.

Look man, long story short? I didn’t go to church today because the point would have been lost on “get back to church” day. I’m a spiritual person and I believe anything is possibly true. I’m not a fan of the church community because I’m riddled with anxiety and questions no one can answer. People are intolerant and mean, the Bible can’t be the in-stone law if people only pick out what they want to believe, and my relationship with any higher power is my business.

If my mom is in her feelings about it, she’ll ruin her own birthday.

I hate you, mobile Tumblr.

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fingerslikeantlers:

I just realized that A Bug’s Life is a lesson on word play and miscommunication.

Like seriously, Flick explained the entire situation entire situation about the Grasshoppers to the pillbugs, and they just say there like:

"the fuck is he sayin’?"
"I’unno, just smile and nod."

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I just realized that A Bug’s Life is a lesson on word play and miscommunication.

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singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

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mongoliantiger:

*me and big sis about to cross the road*

*big sis grabs and holds my wrist*

Me: what is this.

Sis: …what?

Me: Why are you holding my hand when we are about to cross.

Sis: so? You’re my baby sister.

Me: I’M NINETEEN YEARS OLD. IM TURNING TWENTY IN 2 MONTHS.

Sis: …

Me: I AM AN ADULT.

Sis: … You are?

Uuuuuugh

Uuuuuugh

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snazzapplesweet:

im leaving youtube forever

snazzapplesweet:

im leaving youtube forever

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notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

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